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Monday Dare: I’m a loser
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Stop wasting so much time I don’t want to brag or...
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Monday Dare: Choose your own adventure, dummy
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Learn the easy way I’m the...
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Monday Dare: This is why we can’t have nice things
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn about its origin. This week: Stop losing shit Back in the...
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Monday Dare: It’s always your favorite sins that do you in
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Real talk I’m turning 32 next week....
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Monday Dare: Cake time, fuckers
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Act like a lady You know that look...
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Monday Dare: Embracing (t)hug life: Part hood. Part good.
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Less hood. More good. It’s a little...
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Monday Dare: Bitches and Brains
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Stop comparing I’m pretty sure my...
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Monday Dare: Cashin’ out
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link to see the complete list of Monday Dares or to learn more about its origin. This week: Spend, spend, spend Most of us can pinpoint an...
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Monday Dare (& Giveaway!): I see you on that Facebook Grind
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link to see the complete list of Monday Dares or to learn more about its origin. This week: Put down the goddamn phone Sometimes, I like...
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Monday Dare (& Giveaway): Even at the age of 7, I was an asshole
(A Monday Dare on a TUESDAY? MY BAD. I’m finally on WORDPRESS, motherfuckers. How do you like the new blog design? Old comments are still transferring over, but don’t worry, I GOT THIS.) Every week, I...
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Monday Dare: I need protection. From myself.
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or find out more about its origin. This week: Anger management My...
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How to fuck yourself over
When Cal was ten days old, I accidentally left her at the pediatrician’s office. Something seemed a little off as I crossed the parking lot, but I felt the weight of my purse in the crook of my arm...
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The high cost of low living
An expensive jar of pickles finally gave me some perspective on…perspective. One of my more finely-honed skills is buying shit that I don’t need. I maximize the potential by occasionally purchasing an...
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Bitch? Please.
Drama ruled much of my life until my late 20′s. I didn’t possess enough restraint to back down from a fight, even when I was clearly outmatched in wits and/or physical strength. Every situation went...
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Cruel, Crude, Rude
flourishinprogress on Instagram I use words all the time without knowing their meaning or spelling. Is it really necessary to know that information for EVERY single word that comes out of my mouth?...
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You. You. But not you. You don’t deserve any love.
I learned how to pronounce “corrugated” two days ago. A lot of people think that learning stops after you leave school, but just look at me, constantly improving and smartering myself. I’ve been...
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