Monday Dare: I’m a loser
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Stop wasting so much time I don’t want to brag or...
View ArticleMonday Dare: Choose your own adventure, dummy
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Learn the easy way I’m the...
View ArticleMonday Dare: This is why we can’t have nice things
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn about its origin. This week: Stop losing shit Back in the...
View ArticleMonday Dare: It’s always your favorite sins that do you in
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Real talk I’m turning 32 next week....
View ArticleMonday Dare: Cake time, fuckers
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Act like a lady You know that look...
View ArticleMonday Dare: Embracing (t)hug life: Part hood. Part good.
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Less hood. More good. It’s a little...
View ArticleMonday Dare: Bitches and Brains
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or learn more about its origin. This week: Stop comparing I’m pretty sure my...
View ArticleMonday Dare: Cashin’ out
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link to see the complete list of Monday Dares or to learn more about its origin. This week: Spend, spend, spend Most of us can pinpoint an...
View ArticleMonday Dare (& Giveaway!): I see you on that Facebook Grind
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. Click on the link to see the complete list of Monday Dares or to learn more about its origin. This week: Put down the goddamn phone Sometimes, I like...
View ArticleMonday Dare (& Giveaway): Even at the age of 7, I was an asshole
(A Monday Dare on a TUESDAY? MY BAD. I’m finally on WORDPRESS, motherfuckers. How do you like the new blog design? Old comments are still transferring over, but don’t worry, I GOT THIS.) Every week, I...
View ArticleMonday Dare: I need protection. From myself.
Every week, I challenge myself to a Monday Dare. You can click on the link if you’d like to see the complete list of Monday Dares or find out more about its origin. This week: Anger management My...
View ArticleHow to fuck yourself over
When Cal was ten days old, I accidentally left her at the pediatrician’s office. Something seemed a little off as I crossed the parking lot, but I felt the weight of my purse in the crook of my arm...
View ArticleThe high cost of low living
An expensive jar of pickles finally gave me some perspective on…perspective. One of my more finely-honed skills is buying shit that I don’t need. I maximize the potential by occasionally purchasing an...
View ArticleBitch? Please.
Drama ruled much of my life until my late 20′s. I didn’t possess enough restraint to back down from a fight, even when I was clearly outmatched in wits and/or physical strength. Every situation went...
View ArticleCruel, Crude, Rude
flourishinprogress on Instagram I use words all the time without knowing their meaning or spelling. Is it really necessary to know that information for EVERY single word that comes out of my mouth?...
View ArticleYou. You. But not you. You don’t deserve any love.
I learned how to pronounce “corrugated” two days ago. A lot of people think that learning stops after you leave school, but just look at me, constantly improving and smartering myself. I’ve been...
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